FROM THE DESK OF SYNCY THE SYNC GOBLIN:

Greetings, knuckleheads. Welcome to the newly renovated CinesterTheater.com. We've changed the wallpaper, shampooed the carpets, and gotten that weird smell out of the refrigerator, and now we're ready to open our doors and invite you inside. Have a seat. Prop your feet up. Would you like a refreshing beverage? We have mineral water and Kool-Aid without enough sugar in it, because we want visiting this website to be exactly like that week you had to spend at your aunt's house every summer when you were a kid.

At least, that's what I recommended, but Shawn and Keith don't listen to me.

Anyway, the boys asked me if I'd give you the skinny on what this website has to offer. Well, to get the obvious out of the way first, it's got previews for all of Cinester Theater's iRiffs. What's an iRiff, you ask? You mean you don't know? Look, have you heard of "Mystery Science Theater 3000"? It's like that, but with less puppets.

In addition to that, they've got some movie reviews, blog entries, and generally a whole bunch of extra content to slake your unquenchable thirst for internet-based hilarity. You know, if you're into that kind of thing. And, since you're here, I guess you must think Shawn and Keith are at least a little funny. Did they not have Bill Cosby where you're from?

So take off your coat and stay awhile. And don't forget to check back now and again. New content will be added regularly, or so they tell me. To be honest, though, I spend 95% of my day in a cage, so it's not like I'd know the difference.

Kisses,
Syncy The Sync Goblin