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My initial response was: Hmm, being overweight is one thing — those people are downright obese! And while I think our country's obsession with physical perfection is unhealthy, I also think it's at least equally crazy, albeit in the other direction, to be implicitly promoting obesity! Yes, anorexia is sick, but at least some slim models are simply naturally skinny. No one who is as fat as Mike and Molly can be healthy. And obesity is costing our country far more in terms of all the related health problems we are paying for, by way of our insurance, than any other health problem, even cancer.

"No one who is as fat as Mike and Molly can be healthy" seems to be Marie Claire code for "No one who is as fat as Mike and Molly should be happy." Or if it's not, then I have to wonder why Marie Claire hasn't ridden in to champion our health against the infernal influences of shows like "The Simpsons": nobody who drinks as much beer as Homer Simpson can be healthy, either physically or emotionally. And okay, sure, "The Simpsons" is a cartoon... but Marie Claire seems to want to finish that statement with "...while Mike and Molly is real life." And anyone who thinks that sitcoms are real need only ask themselves one thing: how many times have you been locked in a freezer and forced to flashback to all your old episodes?

So anyway, yes, I think I'd be grossed out if I had to watch two characters with rolls and rolls of fat kissing each other ... because I'd be grossed out if I had to watch them doing anything. To be brutally honest, even in real life, I find it aesthetically displeasing to watch a very, very fat person simply walk across a room...

Have you tried listening to tuba music while you watch? Also, who's making you stare at fat people?

Now, don't go getting the wrong impression: I have a few friends who could be called plump.

Now the author is trying to establish her street cred, apparently expecting us to fawn over her: "Oh, you've met a fatty? What are they like? Do they use tools like we do?" But since her article seems to be arguing that "fat people shouldn't ever kiss, ever", I'm not fooled. This is like someone arguing in favor for Jim Crow laws wrapping up their speech with, "Now look, don't go getting the wrong idea. I know some black people. My houseboy, my chauffeur, the old fisherman who lives by the lake who always knows just what to say when I come to him for home-spun, folksy advice..."

But ... I think obesity is something that most people have a ton of control over. It's something they can change, if only they put their minds to it.

Heh heh, "ton". I see what you did there.

(I'm happy to give you some nutrition and fitness suggestions if you need them — but long story short, eat more fresh and unprocessed foods, read labels and avoid foods with any kind of processed sweetener in them whether it's cane sugar or high fructose corn syrup, increase the amount of fiber you're getting, get some kind of exercise for 30 minutes at least five times a week, and do everything you can to stand up more — even while using your computer — and walk more. I admit that there's plenty that makes slimming down tough, but YOU CAN DO IT! Trust me. It will take some time, but you'll also feel so good, physically and emotionally. A nutritionist or personal trainer will help — and if you can't afford one, visit your local YMCA for some advice.)

Now comes the part where she's finished disapproving of other lifestyles, and she's ready to help you adopt the only one that makes sense: hers. Very generous... all the hard-hitting fitness advice I can get from the back of a "Healthy Choice" microwave dinner, but without having to slog through all that pesky medical training to be qualified to give it.

Then again, I tend to think most television shows are a kind of junk food for the mind and body.

Uh... you are aware that you write for a fashion magazine, right? I don't mean to judge, but I don't think they hand out issues of Marie Claire at weekly MENSA meetings either.

What do you guys think? Fat people making out on TV — are you cool with it? Do you think I'm being an insensitive jerk?

Let's see- "fat people shouldn't kiss on TV, because it sends the message that being fat is okay".

Naah, I can tell you're just trying to help everyone who isn't as smart as you are to live life in exactly the fashion you've decided it should be lived. You're not insensitive at all... in fact, you're practically a goddamn hero.

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Now, I guess it would be unfair of me to not point out that the author of the article apologized for... well, basically for the entire damn article. It's tacked on at the end of the article I linked to at the top, and it's exactly what you'd expect: "Sorry for being insensitive, I didn't mean to sound like a bully, I used to be anorexic myself, etc. etc."

It seems to smack with a "I didn't realize so many fat people read Marie Claire" subtext, but maybe that's just me.

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Thursday, 23. February 2012

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